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C’mon, it’s the 90’s

5 Oct

Remember butterfly clips?

(everythingisterrible!)

xxxo

jenny C

Get outta heeerree

15 Sep

At this moment in time I’m in a foul mood. I think it’s because my normal computer has died, and I’m temporarily using this slow as shit laptop that I’d guess is from the early 2000’s based on its weight alone. So in lieu of my crappy ‘tude, here are some things I wish would go away forever.

 

#1 CREEPERS

 

 

You are not Baby Spice and this is not the 1990’s no matter how hard everyone wishes it was right now for some reason.

 

#2 Dip dyed hair

 

You look like you should be sniffing oxy in a bathroom somewhere. Take a shower Kate. I’m sure this looks good for one day after you do it, if you’re 14 years old.

 

#3 People saying Kat Graham has an amazing sense of style

 

You ain’t no Gaga. Who the hell is this person? Where did she even come from? Is this an idol situ? Honestly, she has had some passable looks before, but this is just crossing over into bat-shit arrogance haze crazy.

#4 Insane shoes

 

Please explain to me where you would wear these. Then explain how you walk in them anywhere, because life is not a perfectly level runway (a question from a girl who has worn heels out of the womb and in ALL TERRAINS) Furthermore, I would like to know who can justify spending $1000 on a ten second trend.

 

#5 Kim Kardashian

smh

 

I just don’t get it. She has a sex tape with RAY J and now America is obsessed with her for some reason? Stop giving this woman money.

Let’s look at some pictures of what she used to look like..

 

 

 

I really hate how successful and admired she is for seriously DOING NOTHING/getting done. Disgusting.

 

#6 Nicki Minaj V. Lil’ Kim

 

THERE IS NO COMPARISON HERE BECAUSE NICKI IS POP AND HIP HOP IS DEAD. (for now..more on that later)

AND let me just say, Lil’ Kim was a Barbie first. (How many  licks yaaalll)  sooowwwyyy

 

I think that’s enough hatred for one day.

XOXO

Jenny C

Dog? Day Afternoon

4 Sep

I recently came across this video, and although I know it is not too recent of a short(over 2 million hits on youtube where it was posted a little over a year ago). So if you’ve seen it, watch it again, because I know you love it already, and you can giggle, smile, and enjoy it all again. For those how have NOT seen this little ditty, be excited. Too be more specific to those how have not seen this, and are simultaneously a Dog Lover, and Star Wars Lovers alike, be really excited!  For your intertainment “AT-AT Day Afternoon” an internet short by Patrick Boivin;

As he explains in the caption on youtube, “When I was a kid, there are two things I wanted badly and never got… A real dog and a Kenner AT-AT Walker.”

Awesome!

Brian

P.S. If you liked it watch the making of, it’s brilliant.

 

 

SICK AT-AT BOOM BOX!

 

Cowabunga Man

1 Sep

 

get outta heeeerrrreeeeee

 

 

I actually did have Simpsons Pogs…

 

want. so. badly.

 

 

 

Love Millhouse

 

xoxo

Jenny C

Craigslist Weirdos

31 Aug

Isn’t it fun to poke around Craigslist’s Missed Connections sometimes? There are some WEIRDOS out there!

 

This guy rides a motorcycle and thinks her breasts are “fantastic”?! They must be married by now.

 

Obviously you didn’t get a phone number – YOU SCREWED IN A RESTROOM.

 

AWESOME.

This bitch wants to hire a midget for 15 minutes to scare her bff at her party? I wonder how much she’s willing to pay for that.

 

You wanna see some spooky shit?

YIKES!

 

XOXOXO

Jenny C

Oldie but Goodie

23 Aug

Okay so it not that old, but old enough(circa 1999), and most certainly good enough. Coffee and TV by the band Blur, is a great track, but moreover the music video is even better! It is super cute, and extremely entertaining. A great compliment to an awesome song, check it out!

And Do They Call Me Jones the Fence Maker?

15 Aug

Today on Some Where Over the Brainbow, Sir Paul McCartney tells a dirty joke;

 

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