Get outta heeerree

15 Sep

At this moment in time I’m in a foul mood. I think it’s because my normal computer has died, and I’m temporarily using this slow as shit laptop that I’d guess is from the early 2000’s based on its weight alone. So in lieu of my crappy ‘tude, here are some things I wish would go away forever.

 

#1 CREEPERS

 

 

You are not Baby Spice and this is not the 1990’s no matter how hard everyone wishes it was right now for some reason.

 

#2 Dip dyed hair

 

You look like you should be sniffing oxy in a bathroom somewhere. Take a shower Kate. I’m sure this looks good for one day after you do it, if you’re 14 years old.

 

#3 People saying Kat Graham has an amazing sense of style

 

You ain’t no Gaga. Who the hell is this person? Where did she even come from? Is this an idol situ? Honestly, she has had some passable looks before, but this is just crossing over into bat-shit arrogance haze crazy.

#4 Insane shoes

 

Please explain to me where you would wear these. Then explain how you walk in them anywhere, because life is not a perfectly level runway (a question from a girl who has worn heels out of the womb and in ALL TERRAINS) Furthermore, I would like to know who can justify spending $1000 on a ten second trend.

 

#5 Kim Kardashian

smh

 

I just don’t get it. She has a sex tape with RAY J and now America is obsessed with her for some reason? Stop giving this woman money.

Let’s look at some pictures of what she used to look like..

 

 

 

I really hate how successful and admired she is for seriously DOING NOTHING/getting done. Disgusting.

 

#6 Nicki Minaj V. Lil’ Kim

 

THERE IS NO COMPARISON HERE BECAUSE NICKI IS POP AND HIP HOP IS DEAD. (for now..more on that later)

AND let me just say, Lil’ Kim was a Barbie first. (How many  licks yaaalll)  sooowwwyyy

 

I think that’s enough hatred for one day.

XOXO

Jenny C

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4 Responses to “Get outta heeerree”

  1. Erin L. September 15, 2011 at 8:29 pm #

    Thumbs up across the board! Help your computer situation heals itself soon.

    • Erin L. September 15, 2011 at 8:31 pm #

      *Hope… that was the word I was looking for 🙂

  2. Gilly from Philly (@Gaskill) September 15, 2011 at 10:19 pm #

    Somebody needed to say it all and im glad it was you jen!

  3. Kendall Hambleton September 30, 2011 at 5:15 pm #

    very good put up, i definitely love this website, carry on it

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